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a neon bolt of lightning

jack of all trades, master of none

Posts tagged wtf

May 23 '12
'Nuff said.

'Nuff said.

Apr 20 '12
Apr 4 '12

Dear fans who are surprised Mark Gatiss is gay: what rock have you lived under until recently?

#no really

Mar 8 '12
There is no phallic or homoerotic imagery in ancient Mesopotamian art and literature. Nope.
Gilgamesh is totes just playing with the Bull of Heaven. For realsies.
#in terms of phallic imagery #is fucking a bull (the archetype of masculinity) #more like bestiality #or like doing a giant penis?

There is no phallic or homoerotic imagery in ancient Mesopotamian art and literature. Nope.

Gilgamesh is totes just playing with the Bull of Heaven. For realsies.

#in terms of phallic imagery #is fucking a bull (the archetype of masculinity) #more like bestiality #or like doing a giant penis?

Jan 19 '12
Dinos + Sherlock Holmes = OTP (it’s trufax* canon).
* 15.  Arrange somehow for John to shoot Anderson in his useless,  pathetic face.  Preferably at the Natural History Museum, because  Anderson once had to put a lizard skeleton in an evidence bag and he  looked ill, and dinosaur skeletons are like lizards but much bigger, and  thus proportionally Anderson probably loathes dinosaurs still more, and  I therefore would like a dinosaur to be the last thing the prat ever  sees.
— From "New Days to Throw Your Chains Away"

Dinos + Sherlock Holmes = OTP (it’s trufax* canon).

* 15.  Arrange somehow for John to shoot Anderson in his useless, pathetic face.  Preferably at the Natural History Museum, because Anderson once had to put a lizard skeleton in an evidence bag and he looked ill, and dinosaur skeletons are like lizards but much bigger, and thus proportionally Anderson probably loathes dinosaurs still more, and I therefore would like a dinosaur to be the last thing the prat ever sees.

— From "New Days to Throw Your Chains Away"

Sep 15 '11
Aug 6 '11
I was browsing through a recent issue of Marie Claire and stumbled upon this advertisement.
This post might explain a bit more. I don’t agree with everything in said post, mind, but I do agree with the general gist of it.
Just. Yeah. What the hell??

I was browsing through a recent issue of Marie Claire and stumbled upon this advertisement.

This post might explain a bit more. I don’t agree with everything in said post, mind, but I do agree with the general gist of it.

Just. Yeah. What the hell??